ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
so as you might recall i broke up with my bf yesterday, and today was pretty interesting cuz while i was going through the same 3 emotions all day long (feeling great, feeling betrayed, feeling like ripping his dick off) i thought about what i miss now that it’s over, whether or not i should’ve ended it sooner and so on, here’s what i came up with: i’ve been with him because he’s not as shitty as he could be. sounds weird, i know. thing is, most people piss me off, and the number of dudes i could stand being with as well as the number of girls at my age that would consider dating another girl is rather small. i guess your first relationships (or every relationship for that matter) should be because you’re madly in love, because you can’t stand not being with the other one and so on, but it wasn’t like that with him. it was just…comfy. you know, it was comfortable resting my head on his tummy, hugging him, i thought he’s kinda attractive, he wasn’t as dumb as most people seem to be, and i wanted to have a connection with someone, i want to have someone in my life whose always there and who does shit with me, with whom i can snuggle up at night, and so on, and i kinda tried to build that with him without the necessary emotions for that, on both sides. so yeah, that’s what i’m gonna miss. not him himself, someone being there and being comfy with that person and having that person around and with you even when he isn’t actually there.
i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful
or shes stoned as fuck
Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush
Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her
lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe.
Or she’s turning into the black swan
Or maybe she’s born with it
Or maybe it’s Maybelline
(Source: longtonguedbrain, via messed-up-stargazer)
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.